★ THE ORIGINAL INTERNET FATHER FIGURE
HOOD DAD
$HOODAD
The internet's Hood Dad.
Now on Robinhood Chain.
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.
CERTIFIED DAD CLASSIC
NOW ON-CHAIN, SON
01 / THE LORE
BEFORE
ALL THAT.
Before influencers.
Before pumpfun.
Before your favorite shitcoin.
There was Hood Dad.
An OG internet meme, now on Robinhood Chain.
DAD'S HOME.
02 / MEMES
DAD'S MEME
DRAWER
Take one.
Post it.
Make Dad proud.
MEMES YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU NOT TO POST ↓
CLICK A MEME TO MAKE IT BIG, SON.
03 / THE COIN
INTRODUCING
$HOODAD
Hood Dad on
Robinhood Chain.
No complicated lore.
No 47-page whitepaper.
JUST DAD.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
COMING SOON — DAD IS CHECKING THE PAPERWORK
CHAINROBINHOOD CHAIN
04 / FATHERLY INSTRUCTIONS
HOW TO
BUY
DAD TIP #1 READ THE STEPS BEFORE ASKING YOUR MOTHER.
-
01
→
GET ON
ROBINHOOD CHAINDad believes in preparation.
-
02
→
GET
SOME GASAsk your mother if necessary.
-
03
→
SWAP FOR
$HOODADCongratulations, son.
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04
✓
HOLD
Dad didn't raise a jeet.